超勁中式英語

1．We two who and who?
咱倆誰跟誰阿?
2．How are you?  How old are you?
怎麼是你? 怎麼老是你？
3．You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers, together up!
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
4．As far as you go to die!
有多遠死多遠！
5．Hello everybody!  If you have something to say, then say!  If you have nothing to say, go home!
有事啟奏，無事退朝！
6．You me you me.
彼此彼此
7．You give me stop!
你給我站住！
8．Know is know, no know is no know.
知之為知之，不知為不知.
9．Watch sister
表妹
10．Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse‘s son can make hole!
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！
11．I give you face you don’t wanna face,  you lose you face , I turn my face.
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉
12．One car come one car go , two car peng peng, people die.
(車禍現場描述)
13．Heart flower angry open.
心花怒放
14．Go past, no mistake past.
走過路過，不要錯過。
15．If you want money, I have no.  If you want life, I have one!
要錢沒有，要命一條。
16．I call Li Old Big, toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
17．You have two down son.
你有兩下子。
18.  Good good study, day day up.
好好學習，天天向上。